Slop Doctor
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Paste your website and the doctor will check it for AI slop: purple gradients, pill badges, buzzwords and the rest.

We photograph the page and examine the design. It takes about 30 seconds.
Example report
An example slop chart for synergize.example.com: Slop Index 98, diagnosis Code Purple
Every examination ends with a chart like this one, ready to share.